Make it at home: Amphetamine Chewing Gum! 
            OK, here's the story... One day, I happened to be stuck with quite a 
            few time-release amphetamine capsules (dextro-amphetamine, mind you) 
            and I personally hate the time release capsules. Why? Take three in 
            the afternoon and you don't get to sleep all night... Small amounts 
            of amphetamine go in your system hour after hour and you slowly grow 
            psychotic. Since you didn't get to sleep all night, you need more 
            amphetamine to keep you up through the day and by the evening the 
            only real desire you may have is to go to sleep and wake up later 
            "feeling normal". 
            The Materials 
            Chewing Gum (prefferably a winterfresh or spearmint flavor) 
            Time release amphetamine capsules 
            A mouth 
            The Process 
            Use the mouth to wet a stick of chewing gum. Open a time release 
            amphetamine capsule and empty the amphetamine beads on 
            the sticky piece of gum. You should be able to get two or three 
            capsules on a piece of gum. Wrap the gum up with the 
            amphetamine beads being invisible - and - drumroll - you have 
            AMPHETAMINE GHEWING GUM! 
            Usage of The Final Product 
            Chew the gum in a time of low self esteem, tiredness, narcolepsy, 
            attention defecit disorder, boredoom, homework, studying, partying, 
            dancing, or just plain SPEEDING. Easy to conceal, easy to bring 
            across borders of international customs agents snooping in your 
            purse or boombox, easy to chew and best of all... 
            (Oh yeah, also, it works wonders when you're sitting by a computer 
            making web page after web page) 
            Your teeth chew up the amphetamine beads so instead of that stupid 
            time release game you get some good'ol AlphaMethylPHenEThylAMINE in 
            your BLOOD running to your BRAIN. All AT ONCE - No cheesy time 
            release! Yeah! 
            Why spearmint or winterfresh flavors? 
            Amphetamine HCl or whatever is inside of those beads, along with the 
            filler, tastes like shit. Not really all that bad, but it is rather 
            sour and crappy. The spearmint covers it up. Lemon juice (or lemon 
            slurpee made of real lemon juice, etc..) works well too. Sugar by 
            itself ain't bad either.